Phoned my boss, she told me to go back to bed. Had a cigarette (I'm smoking again, unfortunately), listened the news, had some coffee, washed my work jumper. I'm going to wash my work trousers and brush my work boots in a minute.

Exciting life it is.

Now here's something that would definitely give Jim a fright (he's a bloody girl when it comes to spiders):

"ACHTUNG!

inthemoon may actually be a spider-human hybrid

before & after